Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Celestica, Home of the Corporate Ninja

While scanning the web for a decent job, I came across this somewhat odd offering: a Master Blackbelt Consultant. Now why, might one ask, should a multinational corporation whose stock-in-trade is high technology, need to employ a black belt? Do their executives feel a need to train themselves in the martial arts? In-house executive protection (ie, bodyguards?) Are they building a corporate espionage team? Cyberpunk-style megacorp street samurai?

Many answers present themselves; as always, I'm sure the reason is entirely prosaic. Which is why I elect not to do further research, my fantasies being so much more entertaining.


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