Thursday, February 17, 2005

Evil Capitalists Kick Tar Out of Starving Hippies

Brit Greenpeace activists, emboldened by their success in forcing Kyoto down EUrope's throat, decided to celebrate by crashing the International Petroleum Exchange. This was a mistake: floor traders are, I have heard, noted for being aggressive sorts, and said activists found this out the hard way when the traders rose up as one and literally kicked them back out onto the street.


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