Monday, February 21, 2005

Vegan Diet = Child Abuse

Why doesn't this surprise me? Not only is it somewhat brain damaged not to eat anything from animals (what do these people imagine canine teeth are for? Dominance disputes?), it's now very likely that eating nothing but plants damages one's brain. Amongst other things.

What really makes my day about this is that the vegans can't go around sneering at the rest of us for our unhealthy diets. Quite the opposite in fact. And if they try and say, "Health be damned, it's still wrong to take food from animals!", we can respond with, "What's worse? Milking a cow? Or making sure your kids grow up with the strength of a raging mouse and the mental agility of a drug-addled tortoise?"

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